A day of hate

[pot_t_mouth]

I was going to do a regular list post like I always do, but since Jerry Falwell, a man who never hesitated to spread hate whenever possible, has gone to burn eternally, I am celebrating a day of hate.



I hate:

That I haven't slept all the way through the night since I moved into my new apartment. I thought sleeping was my super power, but now it seems that living in a dark basement was my superpower.

Anyone that calls themselves a Christian but obviously hates their neighbor.

Cramps.

The really tired feeling i get after lunch sometimes.

The Dave Matthews Band.

Robin Williams and Garfield. Just not funny.

Mayonnaise, it may be my largest foe.

That I spend more time with my co-workers than my friends.

The beehive in the wall of my apartment.

Working with Some People.

Dick Cheney and his liver lips.

The feminists, gays, lesbians and liberal groups who brought on the terrorist attacks of September 11th!

That I don't really believe that anyone burns in hell, no matter how much they deserve it.

Corns (like on your feet)




/Vitriol

In good news, a Shop Vac is the most amazing filth fighter ever constructed. Hats Off!

Comments

[sgda.livejournal.com]

Hee, isn't that the worst part of being an atheist? No just desserts for the bad guys!

[pot-t-mouth.livejournal.com]

And they get to picture us burning in hell!
I would say it's not fair, but we get the gift of enjoying hot sex inside or outside of marriage, so we still win.

[star-blue.livejournal.com]

i saw that Jerry Falwell died on the news when i got to work this morning, and i thought "YES! awesome!" then i thought that i usually feel vaguely guilty when i am glad someone has died, even if they're awful, but in this case? i'm just stoked.

i also hate the Dave Matthews Band. i hate the Dave Matthews band less than Dick Cheney, but more than cramps.

[pot-t-mouth.livejournal.com]

I think I hate in that same order.

[raynorgrace.livejournal.com]

Hate on, sister! I'm with you on all counts except the mayo. Mayo is God's gift to Jimmy John's sandwiches.

I have made very close friends with my lavender eye pillow and it is very good at simulating being in a dark basement if you sleep on your back.

[pot-t-mouth.livejournal.com]

I should make a friend like that. I sleep in a back-like position, so it would stay on.

[monkeyhouse.livejournal.com]

hey, i can make you an eye pillow that has little plastic beads in it, like a beanbag, and with elastic, so it doesn't fall off... lemme know!

Since we're already hatin'...

[kickarse.livejournal.com]

I hate how my co-worker complains ALL THE TIME. I mean it's a constant, 9-5 stream of negativity. Today's topic was the inferior cheese on the sandwiches downstairs.

And then I want to complain about it, but then I'm complaining about complaining. AIEEEEE!!!

Re: Since we're already hatin'...

[pot-t-mouth.livejournal.com]

Jeez! Quit yer bitchin' already!

[alexeye.livejournal.com]

i hate that i forgot an umbrella today.

[pot-t-mouth.livejournal.com]

I hate umbrellas, they are like the devil's poking sticks.

[munia.livejournal.com]

The lady who works the reception desk here, who I am covering for as I type this, was heard to say this morning "Awww, Reverend Fahlwell died." in a way like she thought it was "too bad". Yes, these are the people I work with.

[pot-t-mouth.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that guy added a lot to your life.

[munia.livejournal.com]

Yes. Sort of like Hitler.

[emily-hahn.livejournal.com]

Lately? I hate people who call themselves travelers and yet all they're interested in is eating pizza, hanging out with Eurobackpackers and finding the nearest disco that plays Justin Timberlake and the Black Eyed Peas. On the same note, if you go out into a remote area with minimal infrastructure, why spend all your time bitching about the "primative" (meaning gravity powered flush toliets that use catchment tank water) conditions and lack of a nightlife. Especially if said bitching interferes with my enjoyment of being out in the middle of nowhere and being pleasantly surprised that we have toliets instead of latrines.

[pot-t-mouth.livejournal.com]

Let me guess, Americans?

[emily-hahn.livejournal.com]

Surprisingly no - Europeans and Argentinians. I got accused of being the party pooper of the Pantanal because I was fine with mosquitos, sleeping in a hammock and the generator going off at 10pm every night.

for the Gov

[applehangover.livejournal.com]

[kickarse.livejournal.com]

All I care about is eating pizza! But I am no traveler.

[pot-t-mouth.livejournal.com]

Wow, I suspect you just hurt beer's feelings.

[kickarse.livejournal.com]

Beer will understand. It can cry into itself.

[mizrobot]

Hey, pizza is actually very popular in Brazil! It's different, though.

[waxfruit.livejournal.com]

yeah, and brazillians enjoy it with mustard and ketchup. i could never really get into that but the pizza itself wasn't half bad.

[emily-hahn.livejournal.com]

I think it's the whole sauce with local cheese dumped onto doughy topping combination that you find in bus stations and backpacker haunts that I can't stomach. I do have to say that I tried Pizza Hut one time in Costa Rica and their spicy local variation on pizza was quite yummy.

[munia.livejournal.com]

Okay, so what's wrong with Pizza and Beer?

Yes, I capitolized them on purpose.

[emily-hahn.livejournal.com]

Oh I'm just being a snob because pizza is kind of the staple of any place in Latin America that caters to the backpacker crowd. It's kind of like Americans who go someplace new and all they want to eat is McDonalds because it's familiar. Plus it's one of those things that become very status laden in the local community (and makes the local foods seem shabby in comparison) because of its association with foreign tourists.

[puschia.livejournal.com]

oh i am with you on the dave matthews band.

they were a local band where i went to college. all the frat boys and sorority chicks LOVED them. when i graduated and moved back to ny, i thought i was rid of them forever! then i walked into a record store and saw that they had an album out. and they have refused to go away ever since.

they haven't been so ubiquitous for a while so i thought maybe, just maybe, we were free. then the bastard showed up on House. we can't win.

[pot-t-mouth.livejournal.com]

Oh dear, you are haunted. I am so sorry.

[applehangover.livejournal.com]

Oh I hate Dave Matthews Band and all that lame ass shit that sounds like Dave Matthews Band. How the hell can anyone actually enjoy that bland crap?

I also hate Bono. Not Sonny Bono, he was cool.

[mizrobot]

I hate that it is 80 degrees out but I am at my desk.

I second your emotion about shop vacs. We have one at McLeod. You can vacuum everything!

[pot-t-mouth.livejournal.com]

I hate that we don't have anything as cool as McLeod.

[monkeyhouse.livejournal.com]

i hate the fact that i have to move far away in order to buy a freaking house. but i kind of like that fact, too, because most of the time i hate orange county and the dubya-loving yuppies who populate this place. bastards!

[waxfruit.livejournal.com]

i'm with ya lady! i will never be able to afford a house in new york, california and probably soon, portland or seattle. all the places i ever thought about living, right out the window!

[applehangover.livejournal.com]

That's why all the cool kids are moving to Nevada.

[monkeyhouse.livejournal.com]

that's what i hear!

[waxfruit.livejournal.com]

oh i hate mayonaise too almost as much as i hate relish and mustard. i have never been into condiments.
i also hate ann coulter.

[scarletwench.livejournal.com]

Guess who's picketing his funeral?
http://www.godhatesamerica.com/

[bilum.livejournal.com]

I hate that this entry and all the comments in it made me laugh and laugh and love my friends, yet I have no witty response to add.